galeanthropus:

gay-tm:

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

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octoswan:
“ oniontitan:
“ i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes
”
for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself
”

octoswan:

oniontitan:

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“Some people come into our lives, and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.”

— Flavia Weedn

radiofreeslowzone:

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro